The Runesprogs are devotees of Runescape. We seek to promote carnage, destruction and murder. Our members swear an oath of allegiance, and will come to each other's aid in times of crisis, and will never attack each other in the Wilderness.

We also believe in being generally friendly to other Runescapers. Even the lowliest noob is worthy of a little respect (before being killed).


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Water Fiends

Bellaroonius 11 August 2008

I have been dabbling with a little slayer lately, trying to break the monotony of slaughtering aviansies. My current task is water fiends. I am familiar with the ice fiends and pyre fiends. And let's face it they are totally.....gay.
So I asked HBoy just how lame water fiends are. He informed me that they aren't lame and gave me some tips on equipment etc, which I promptly forgot about.
I jumped into the whirlpool ready to murder these feeble water fiends. Well, they ain't easy at all. I had to beat a hasty retreat, regretting my assumption of lameness.

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Jagex - Mass Murderers

Bellaroonius 16 July 2008

The other day I came from the Badlands into Sheffield, in the back of a beat-up 1970s Jag, a wounded man. I'd been away from Runescape and the Sprogs for a whole week. Tired of the lawlessness and the debauchery all I wanted was another go at killing aviansies (and a complete blood transfusion, liver transplant and new identity).

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Blast Furnace (the quickest way to use it)

Bellapaws 03 July 2008

While I was at the blast furnace earlier I noticed that some people were not being very efficient si I am writing a guide to let you know the quickest way I have found for using this machine.

Firstly you will need to take noted mith, noted coal and some money. A hammer too is a good idea, there is a respawn at the furnace but if it is crowded you may take a while to get one.

Firstly you should put 150 bits of coal in the furnace and keep them there at all times.

To make the bars you should then do the following:-

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Smithing

Bellapaws 26 June 2008

Well I havent yet been able to get down the mine to get rune because since the last updates I have had an inconsistant connection. I keep lagging and freeezing, not badly but enough to get killed by those Dark Beasties.

Alf has very kindly agreed to keep the visage for me until I get the gp and as I am off work next week I shall have a really good go at smithing and see how high I can get and also maybe fish and chop yews to sell. Axe back at some point please Hboy, although to be honest chopping yews only takes me 10 minutes then I get bored!

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From Aviansies to Agility

Bellaroonius 18 June 2008

I achieved 93 range the other day. I think I've overdone the aviansie thing. Today I teleported out early and decided to go to Brimhaven agility course.
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Let's see how long it is before I'm sick of that too.....

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Alfs Draconic Visage

Bellapaws 17 June 2008

Yippee Alf has agreed to sell me his Draconic visage so I shall be spending the next two weeks down the mine getting some rune ore to sell. I actually have about 6mill in the bank already so it shouldnt take too long to get the rest. After this I shall be spending time at the Blast furnace as I need level 90 smith to make it (sorry Hboy its not 80). I am 88 smithing so that should take too long either.

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My Afternoon at the Aviansies

Bellapaws 11 June 2008

I have been doing a bit of slaying recently in an attempt to get the new slayers helm. Im doing quite well and Im about half way towards it. One of my tasks was black dragons and as I used alot of my addy bolts I thought it was time to take myself back to the aviansies to get some more addy bars.

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Full Armadyl

Bellaroonius 10 June 2008

I finally bought full armadyl - total cost almost thirty million gold pieces. Was it worth it? Every penny.
I've been back to the aviansies, trying to get 93 range and make a bit of dough. Since I've been wearing full armadyl I've been unable to wear Zammy chaps. This has meant that I need to equip either a Zammy stole or an unholy book. Which in turn means I either can't equip a glory (excellent ranged bonus) or my obby shield (excellent defence against ranged).

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88 Smithing - at last

Bellapaws 07 June 2008

Well I have done quite a bit since I last posted on here. I have trained agility (I would like to get to lvl 80 so that I can take the shortcut to the water alter in Taverley dungeon) this is goning to be my new money making idea while also getting craft xp, I have done the new quest (using the guide after Hboys sudden demise)and now I am hoping to get points to make the new slay mask/helm and other equipment. I am also remembering to plant my pineapple trees and willow trees so that my farming is going up slowly too.

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Salarin the Twisted

Bellaroonius 02 June 2008

I've been killing loads of aviansies again. I found that by shortening my trips to God Wars it all became a lot less tedious. So now I stay there till I get 200 addy bars, which I then smith into bolts, which I fletch and sell.
It's going to take a long long time to get to level 99, so today I donned my mystic robes and dropped in to visit my old friend Salarin the Twisted, in the dungeon near Yanille. Despite killing him about fifty times I only managed to get three Sinister Keys.
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